Monday 22 July 2013

Comic Book

Comic Book


Comic book, something we use to see until manga take most of the reader over. Comic originated in European country which Marvel and DC comic. 

I used to like reading comic book when i was a kid. Seeing batman, superman, iron man are just cool. However, things change as i grown up. Why? Because i tend to find out the super ridiculous and illogical thing ever existed. 

First, Lets talk about DC comic. The one and most famous is superman. A guy which are so perfect that no one in earth can win him. Sounded perfect until every arc nemesis come across the stupid stone from his home world and just make him a normal human. I was like really?? Not one civilian out of the 1.7 trillion people around the world can see one of that stone and every one of the arc nemesis have one with them. How in the hell you get one?? From supermarket?? This is just ridiculous. Moreover, superman change cloth in a phone booth, really?? A red phone booth with window and you just happens to find one everywhere you go and every time an emergency happen. Come on, The phone booth have a window, everyone can see you change your cloth in there. Yet, no one known Clark is superman. This is just great. Really great.

Second, Batman. The one hero that does not have superpower but still can beat bad guys. Sound more human, better in term of logic but then again, Is it me or the chief of police are retarded or just Gotham tradition that bad guys only do criminal in night. I mean hello, you are using a huge spotlight to summon batman where batman actually have a super computer and can surveillance everywhere, you need a spotlight to known there is danger. Do you even think it gonna work in the morning. I mean how u gonna see a spotlight on a bright day?? Come out of the house and use some high tech goggles every few second. Then Bruce Wayne is definitely very free at home. Not to mention every girls that batman loves known his identity. How in the hell you known?? You stalk batman?? Ridiculous.

Up next Aqua man. The most ridiculous superpower I ever see. A hero who can control aquatic creature. I mean really, are you going to call a fish and jump out of a tank to fight a robber? Or call a shark to swim on land and bite a thief? I mean what are you, Poseidon great great grandson? If you tell me you control water that is much better. But why aquatic creature?? all you can do is capture people who do crime at the sea. Really? then most people just have to avoid in the sea should be just fine then. I wish I known what kind of place could use this superpower. Oh wait, there is one, The fishing career. At least you get fish without fishing.







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